Maybe I should make this into a poll... it has one less as of this morning. I had to be at work at 6am this morning. As I was getting on the freeway, I saw some deer between the freeway and the on-ramp munching on the grass. That's always fun to see deer up close, even if it is in the dark. Fun, that is until one decides to dart in front of you as you are trying to accelerate to freeway speed. Why can't they just stay where they are, on the grass, eating? Needless to say, I hit the unfortunate deer. The deer darted off but didn't seem to be injured. I didn't notice any damage on my car either, however, it was dark so I will have to look again when it is light and have more time.
At the beginning of the month, my car ended up in my in-laws garage door (weather related incident) , which happens to be a very expensive, special order, garage door. Which is still out of comission. Luckily for me, my in-laws seem to love me still. They laughed about it at the time (and I cried), however, after 2 1/2 weeks of waiting for a new garage door, it can't be that humorous anymore.
Incident # 2 was two days later when I was on my way to work in some nasty weather. I left over an hour earlier for work than I normally do, hoping to make a quick stop on my way to the hospital. As I exited the freeway, my car hit a patch of slush and ice, I lost control of the car and slammed into the guardrail, then bounced off, spinning around completely and ended up on the opposite side of the exit, going the back forward but stuck in the snow. The sheriff came, then the highway patrol. The sheriff helped get my car unstuck, then had me go wait in a parking lot so the lazy highway patrolman could write up the incident. No ticket, just a lecture about how highway patrol are trained professionals in the snow, they are cool and know what to do if something like that happens, they are so much better than us little people,yada, yada. Ok, so those weren't his exact words, but that was the jist of it. I had to report the incident to my insurance and they said these guardrails are quite expensive if they make them replace them. Nate said that he heard of someone that hit a guardrail and the highway patrol charged their insurance $17,000. They (my insurance) said it will be a while before I get a bill from the highway patrol. My car ended up with only minor front bumper damage and I didn't see any damage to the guardrail, but the highway patrol said it was pushed about 6 inches, so I can't wait to see how much they try to charge me and my insurance for that. Needless to say, I was not impressed at all with the highway patrolman, aka "our public servant" that day.
In case any of you are doing the math, this is three, yes three, incidences this January for me and my unfortunate car (my driving record has been squeaky clean up to this point). They say these things happen in three's, so that should mean my luck is going to change, right? I hope so, because I am officially feeling like the scruge of January .... BAH HUMBUG!